Patrick, No!

I am seriously freaking out right now. I was chilling at my friend's house, watching some old Godzilla films, when my friend began to choke, really hard. He started coughing up pieces of his own lungs, and I could have sworn that his oesophagus was trying to break free of his chest. A clattering noise caused me to scream - he had coughed up a bloody VHS Tape. Written on it were the words 'Patrick, No!". I was excited, but scared. Was this a SpongeBob episode I had never heard of?

The Episode

The episode began with the regular SpongeBob theme playing at a demonically low pitch, while its volume was extremely loud. The show then panned onto Patrick's rock, showing a depressed-looking Patrick spread out over the rock. SpongeBob walked over, determined and frightened look on his face, but when he spoke, there was no audio. What the fuck? Why would there be a segment with ear-rape, and then a segment with absolutely no audio at all? Patrick then said: 'I'm going to do it', and the screen cut to black. A brief shot of a dessicated starfish lying on top of a rock is seen, then we see inside the rock. Patrick is dead, holding a shotgun in his hand. His head is blown apart.

Aftermath

You know, I think I'll keep my friend this way. He may cough up another VHS.